‘Please, Lettuce Know How To Make A Cool Vegan Lunch’

by Chester Wilson III

Want to eat lunch without getting near any animals (or their products)? Here’re a few recipes that should be right up your alley.

You’re Not My Friend, You’re An Impasta

Ingredients

• • uncooked farfalle pasta
  • cucumber
  • cherry tomatoes
  • avocado
  • pesto
  • lemon

Steps

1. Cook pasta.
2. Chop cucumbers.
3. Halve tomatoes.
4. Slice avocado.
5. Mix pasta and veggies with a little bit of pesto and lemon juice.

Kale Yeah!

Ingredients

• olive oil
• salt
• lemon
• cranberries
• almonds
• apples
• kale

Steps

1. Mix kale, lemon juice, a pinch of salt, and a teaspoon of olive oil in a bowl.
2. Add cranberries.
3. Chop up apples and add to mixture.
4. Crush almonds and add to bowl.
5. Salt to taste.

You’re One Smart Cookie

Did you know these packaged goods are ALREADY vegan? We know. We know. You can thank us later.

• Oreos
• Fritos
• Sun Chips
• Sour Patch Kids
• Thin Mints
• Ritz Crackers

CONSUME!!!